It feels like only yesterday we were with The Guy Who Likes Cream, But Not Too Much Cream and His Personal Barista for their engagement.
Tomorrow night, we join them for their wedding.
Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like.
"Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he’s the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn’t because men in their 20s are bad for young women."
So what do women in their 20s do?
"Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don’t ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way."
Not always Rob Delaney’s biggest fan, but I like this side of him a lot.
I read today about Rebecca Sedwick’s suicide. She was 12. She was harassed emotionally and physically by girls her age for over a year. It’s very sad to see girls tear each other apart, especially over attention from a boy who seems to have had no investment in any one of the girls partaking in the abuse. I wish I could say people grow out of it, but it’s clear even in the shallowest wading pools of internet comments that they don’t.
(Thanks Nelly for the submission!)
Just because I love this scene so much